What's Your Zombie Plan?

There's nothing like a good zombie movie and this year's entry amid fresh vampire and animated picks is Zombieland, a morbidly hilarious feel-good starring Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg. Zombieland debuted at number one this weekend, mutilating its competition.

If we've learned anything from the dark-comedy or tragic foretelling of a world-wide zombie outbreak, it's that it helps to have a plan (and a few weapons). SeanP from the Gay Life forum schools:

"The plan must be feasible, i.e., something you can actually carry out. No 'escaping in a tank' unless you actually have access to a tank. Other than that, you are the one best informed on what plan will best fit your particular circumstances."

In the event of an attack, Sean plans to occupy the Wal-Mart and Home Depot close to his home, but is weary since the discount store lacks the grocery options of a super center.

Tony plans to head to the wilderness since there are "more brains for them to feed on and more people to turn to zombies" in populated areas. He'll arm himself with a gun and sword because "decapitation is the only real way to be sure a zombie is down for good."

Are you prepared for a world-wide zombie attack? If not, don't underestimate the power of a plan, especially when your neighbor is sprinting towards you looking hungry. Match up your mode with these forum members and test your zombie survival plan.

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