The Perfect Stalkermobile

I haven't updated my top gay cars list in a some time. I promise a list will come soon. But, while it's parked, I check in on Vanity Fair's gay car blogger Brett Berk for my four-wheel fix.

On my cruise, I ran into Brett's top car pick for the urban stalker, the Tesla Roadster.

"It's small and low--about the length of a big claw-foot tub, and providing comparable levels of ground clearance--and is thus capable of being hidden behind common street furniture like dumpsters, or those plastic boxes that serve up fliers for extension classes," Brett writes.

We haven't a good gay stalker story since Maroon 5's Adam Levine was swooned by Darkus. But if one should hit the wires soon, they should definitely take the Tesla Roadster for a creep.