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Free Trade

What's Your Gay Personality?

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Free Trade

Your gay life is about as complicated and mysterious as the North American Free Trade Agreement. How do you get more without sacrificing the stuff you already have? You negotiate the pros and cons of relationships while keeping your secret life under lock and key. You have no concept of the term "coming out" because you have no intention of doing so. After all, you're not gay, dude... wink, wink. Your hetero look is quite convincing, even to the trained eye. You keep your do rag and oversized straight brimmed hat on at all times just in case you have to impress the ladies after your rendezvous. Free trade knows no size or shade, so looks can be deceiving. The perfect man for you is one that can easily fall into the role of your basketball buddy just in case your girlfriend starts to wonder why you spend so much time with him. On the outside, others think you are heartless and irresponsible. On the inside you struggle with the life you built and the lives (note plural) you want. But until you figure that out, you tilt the seat back and cruise on.
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