Hostess Cake
You've found the fountain of youth and only you and the other snack cakes know the secret. You could be 30 and look like 13 or 20 and look like 12. Even babies envy your smooth skin. Your youthful spirit matches your boyish looks. Your theme song is Teairra Marí's "No Daddy," with its infamous line "Don't let this cute face fool you!" You want what you want when you want it (and throw a tantrum if you don't get it). You gain the trust of older gentlemen who are reminded of their youthful gay years. Your line of lustful suitors is long. Unfortunately, no one dates a super model for her brains. You work extra hard to prove to others that you think about more than what shade of blush will cover up your newest pimple.
You've found the fountain of youth and only you and the other snack cakes know the secret. You could be 30 and look like 13 or 20 and look like 12. Even babies envy your smooth skin. Your youthful spirit matches your boyish looks. Your theme song is Teairra Marí's "No Daddy," with its infamous line "Don't let this cute face fool you!" You want what you want when you want it (and throw a tantrum if you don't get it). You gain the trust of older gentlemen who are reminded of their youthful gay years. Your line of lustful suitors is long. Unfortunately, no one dates a super model for her brains. You work extra hard to prove to others that you think about more than what shade of blush will cover up your newest pimple.